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Saturday, July 24, 2010

Joke on spirits

A minister of a city church enjoyed a few drinks, but his passion
was for peach brandy. One of his congregants would make him a bottle
each Christmas. One year, when the minister went to visit his friend,
hoping for his usual Christmas present, he was not disappointed, but
his friend told him that he had to thank him for the peach brandy from
the pulpit the next Sunday.
In his haste to get the bottle, the minister hurriedly agreed and
left. So the next Sunday the minister suddenly remembered that he had
to make a public announcement that he was being supplied alcohol from
a member of the church. That morning, his friend sat in the church
with a grin on his face, waiting to see the minister's embarrassment.
The minister climbed into the pulpit and said, "Before we begin,
I have an announcement. I would very much like to thank my friend,
Joe, for his kind gift of peaches...and for the spirit in which they
were given!"

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